last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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