So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Did you pee in the oven last night??
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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