You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
