'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
