she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
