My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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