Don't you send me to vm
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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