Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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