You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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