i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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