Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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