Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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