do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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