508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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