its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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