Fine. I'll sleep in my office
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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