i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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