No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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