Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
