JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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