Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Acid is not a monday night drug
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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