is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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