The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
