that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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