needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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