Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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