You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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