But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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