How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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