Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
