i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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