Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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