yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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