And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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