Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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