I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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