After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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