i barfeds in our rink
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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