She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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