yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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