yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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