She's JV to your varsity
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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