I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Also, beer. Big fan.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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