he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Shame is for Republicans.
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