Are we in a gay sports bar?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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