How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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