i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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