scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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