I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
did i walk over a car last night?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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