My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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