You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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