Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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