Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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